13, female, Norway.

Welcome to my infamous fandomblog

Main tag: #persassiusbitches

fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

image

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE DRACO/RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle)

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

(Source: outbreakings)

umplify:

stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed